UP OR DOWN

We have three bathrooms in our house. Three bathrooms with three toilettes and yesterday all three toilette seats were up! I noticed, before falling in, thankfully, but decided against saying anything as I wasn't interested in a dispute. I simply put the seat down, peed and went on my way. I didnt' realize ofcourse that Marty was walking in behind me, putting the seat up, peeing and going on his way. Eventually our toilette seat differences were gonna collide.....At 11:30pm,

I woke up in the dark, felt my way into the ensuite and sat down and got my ass wet!!!!!!!! I couldn't hold my tongue anymore! My screech woke both the dog and the guy who left the seat up! Good! That was what I was hoping!!! "Put the seat down for crying out loud!!!" I was half tempted to stand up, run over to the bed, jump in and rub my wet butt all over Marty, but I didn't. I gathered what was left of my dignity. Slammed the seat down and finished my "business." To answer the question that always comes from the man, after an incident like this, "no, I don't always look before I sit down!! I assume the seat is ready for me!!!!"